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On the Lighter Side...

During a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist.  Here is how the conversation went...

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way.  The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.  But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

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